THIS BEAR IS MY LIFE

THIS BEAR IS MY LIFE

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

yo the simpsons be droppin truth bombs 

(appreciates being a white 19 year old male)

comedycentralstandup:

Bo Burnham is your Stand-Up Month Comedian of the Day. Watch his stand-up highlights here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Bo Burnham is your Stand-Up Month Comedian of the Day. Watch his stand-up highlights here. 

dorkly:

Tiny Lego Garrus!

Such eensy-weensy calibrations to be made.

dorkly:

Tiny Lego Garrus!

Such eensy-weensy calibrations to be made.

I wonder who drops the N word more, rappers on stage or country singers in private?